i am the definition of murder

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

(Source: forget-your-troubles-get-happy, via the-seafoam-lion)

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via glitterynipples)

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

(via necrophilli4)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via necrophilli4)

fontinosantana:

my friend’s last name is walker so his parents named him luke sky they saw that opportunity and they took it so hard and i can only dream of being like them

(Source: fieldcate, via afathomtoofar)

(via sensitizes)

(via i6am6hell6)

I hate this feeling of not knowing what to do in life.

Despite my every effort, I’ve ended up exactly like my father. 

(via 5ft1)

Wow

(via baby-make-it-hurt)

(Source: caramelcoatedxxxtacy, via ffionononon)

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

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